i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
(via thehattertomyalice)
The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.
I like how his last mention answers the first.
I open at the close
Fuck u all
(Source: crestas, via starkidsuperman)
